What My Daughter Thinks I Want for My Birthday

On the way home from the doctor's offiice this afternoon, dear daughter and I had the following conversation (We were passing by Splashtown):

DD: Have you thought about what you want to do for your birthday?

Me: Not really.

DD: I want to take you to Splashtown for your birthday.

Me: I don't want to go to Splashtown for my birthday.

DD: But I want to take you and it opens on your birthday.

Me: I have school on my birthday, so I wouldn't be able to go.

DD: Then skip school, because we need to go to Splashtown for your birthday.

Me: I can't skip school.

DD: Oh.

End of conversation.